Sunday, September 29, 2019

Topless Blonde on the Beach

I was at the beach last week when it dawned on me.

Vacationing at the beach AFTER Labor Day is not only less expensive and less crowded, but with all the kids back at school, the beach demographics shift to a more adult crowd. So it is easier to come across people like this:


I was just in the right place at the right time. We started chatting and soon she scooted over and invited me to sit down next to her.  I couldn't believe my luck!

After a few more minutes she said it didn't seem fair that I was ogling her breasts while she had nothing sexy to look at, and suggested that I take off my swimsuit. Man, I was out of those shorts in 2 seconds!

She made some yummy sounds, and before too long was massaging my swollen cock. I figured that was my cue to lean over and start sucking those lovely boobs and hard nipples. The suntan lotion had an unpleasant taste, but there was no way I was letting that stop me. When I started to untie her bikini bottoms she playfully slapped my hand and said no, that was for later.

It was all ok with me, because there I was, the object of her CFNM (or TFNM at least) attention, and in public no less. The fact that her pussy was still covered gave her the upper hand and she knew it.

She continued stroking my dick and talking dirty until I came all over her hands and my chest. Then she got up and said we should go wash off in the water.  At first I hesitated, because while we were lying down I had convinced myself that being low to the ground we were somewhat concealed, but walking to the water completely nude and with a hardon was something else.

All it took was for her to say "NOW who's the pussy?" and I was on my way.  We waded in waist-deep and she made sure to wash off all the cum.  "Now I can fuck her under cover of the water!" I thought, but although I was poking away at her groin, she would not move her panties aside. She did give my still-hard dick a good underwater handjob as I played with her tits.

All the while a few people were strolling by the beach about 50 yards away, doing their best to pretend not to watch us.

We continued like that for awhile, until my raging stiffy has settled down somewhat before coming out of the water (as if no one would know what we had been up to.  LOL!)

What happened next?  THAT'S for another post.

Friday, September 27, 2019

Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Monday, September 23, 2019

Personal Pole

Maybe you've seen the topic of having one's own stripper pole at home worked into an episode of "King of Queens" or "Seinfeld".

Let me tell you, it is money well spent:


One fantasy yet to be realized is having her dance at friends' bachelor parties. Hopefully this gets her in the mood.

Saturday, September 21, 2019

Soccer MILFs

Screw fantasy football. Soccer is the new best thing!


(The babe in the pink jacket apparently didn't get the memo.)

Thursday, September 19, 2019

Freeform Twister

When you don't have the Twister mat and spinner, you don't have any rules.


I challenge anyone to watch this for more than 5 seconds and not move their tongue!

Tuesday, September 17, 2019