Who Took All the Spoons?

Apparently some joker is trying to re-invent the meaning of the term "spooning".

The Wife Flashes Her Boobs (almost!)

Ever since I posted the photos of Claudia Price, the wife has been curious about increasing the size of her nips.  Recently, she got a pair of snake-bite suction cups (ok, actually I bought them for her), and she has been wearing them around the house (sometimes by themselves). I think it is working!

She has also worn them (with her shirt opened) when we are out driving around in the car. We haven't worked up the nerve to pull over and ask a pedestrian for directions yet (no, we don't need directions, it's an excuse to display her suction-cupped nipples and otherwise bare breasts!) but hope to do that soon.

If she had an actual snake bite, I would have to suck on those nipples too. 

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