Baby's Got Back

After following these girls all night at this club, you can imagine what happened later.

All Lubed Up

"Would you like me up against the wall?"

Personal Pole

Maybe you've seen the topic of having one's own stripper pole at home worked into an episode of "King of Queens" or "Seinfeld".

Let me tell you, it is money well spent:

One fantasy yet to be realized is having her dance at friends' bachelor parties. Hopefully this gets her in the mood.

Soccer MILFs

Screw fantasy football. Soccer is the new best thing!

(The babe in the pink jacket apparently didn't get the memo.)

Freeform Twister

When you don't have the Twister mat and spinner, you don't have any rules.

I challenge anyone to watch this for more than 5 seconds and not move their tongue!

Exquisite Black Beauty

I will pay her rent, if she would just sit herself down on my face!

Our Favorite Waitress

These 2 ladies can't say enough about her!

Allow me to slip into something more comfortable

Those straps were going to break soon anyway.

Adult Swim!

"Are you sure you're a swimming coach?"

Find the Red Hat

It's in there somewhere...

Fantasy Football

Now THIS is a league I can get behind!

Coffee?

Sugar?

Did you see the pearl?

It's over there on the left.

Dressed to Impress

I just love a girl who wears ruffly stockings!